so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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