just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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