i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Come share oat with me in your robe
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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