just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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