So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my being single is dangerous.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
