ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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