I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My pussy is not your playground.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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