Pappa wants mamma naked
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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