Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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