did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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