Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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