Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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