now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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