Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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