found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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