Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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