i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
