you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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