I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You were trust falling into bushes
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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