Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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