That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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