One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
