IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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