Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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