i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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