windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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