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# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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