Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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