Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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