He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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