P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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