so that wasnt chicken after all
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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