Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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