We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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