I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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