There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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