He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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