she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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