so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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