Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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