maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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