yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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