the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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