Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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