I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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