I want to stick my p in your. b.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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