I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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