i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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