Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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