i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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