Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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