About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I could fuck to npr.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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