Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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