i will never coherently bang her
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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