I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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