i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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